Date Michael

Who Dis?

This is Michael. By this website you can tell he's probably desperately single or bored, but if you're reading this there's a good chance you are too. Let's get to the details you probably care about:

  • Height: 6'1" - There's a +90% chance that you can wear heels and not be taller than Michael.
  • Employment: DevOps Engineer - expected mid-career earnings are $100k+ so you'll only have to work if you want to.
  • Political Persuasion: Centrist - He can find common ground and endure any uncle's political tirade, no matter if he's a Bernie bro or a disciple of Fox News.
  • Personality Type: INTP, 5w6 - a lovable nerd who's super loyal.
  • LDS Mission: Hungary, Budapest - Didn't serve in Brazil, so he's humble.'
  • Music Taste: Mostly indie - Top artists of all time are: Coldplay, ODESZA, The Lumineers, Vampire Weekend, Bombay Bicycle Club, Mating Ritual, HONNE, flor, Young the Giant, The Boxer Rebellion
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo - Don't know what this means but would like to find out.
  • Interests/Hobbies: running, painting, rollerskating, skiing, audiobooks, cooking, the Bachelor, slam poetry, meditation, and much much more.
  • Useful things: Took a women's health class and can solve most of your tech needs.
  • Green Flags: Awesome family, takes care of himself, NOT a gamer.


"Don't know how he's still single" - Bishopric Member's wife

"Above average kisser" - former lover (probably)

"A real homie" - Snoop Dogg (hopefully one day)