Who Dis?
This is Michael. By this website you can tell he's probably desperately single or bored, but if you're reading this there's a good chance you are too. Let's get to the details you probably care about:
- Height: 6'1" - There's a +90% chance that you can wear heels and not be taller than Michael.
- Employment: DevOps Engineer - expected mid-career earnings are $100k+ so you'll only have to work if you want to.
- Political Persuasion: Centrist - He can find common ground and endure any uncle's political tirade, no matter if he's a Bernie bro or a disciple of Fox News.
- Personality Type: INTP, 5w6 - a lovable nerd who's super loyal.
- LDS Mission: Hungary, Budapest - Didn't serve in Brazil, so he's humble.'
- Music Taste: Mostly indie - Top artists of all time are: Coldplay, ODESZA, The Lumineers, Vampire Weekend, Bombay Bicycle Club, Mating Ritual, HONNE, flor, Young the Giant, The Boxer Rebellion
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo - Don't know what this means but would like to find out.
- Interests/Hobbies: running, painting, rollerskating, skiing, audiobooks, cooking, the Bachelor, slam poetry, meditation, and much much more.
- Useful things: Took a women's health class and can solve most of your tech needs.
- Green Flags: Awesome family, takes care of himself, NOT a gamer.
Reviews
"Don't know how he's still single" - Bishopric Member's wife
"Above average kisser" - former lover (probably)
"A real homie" - Snoop Dogg (hopefully one day)